Friday, October 3, 2014

Poolsville Picks 2014, Week 6!

After five weeks on special DARPA assignment in support of Bret "Coach B." Bielema's resurgent Arkansas Razorbacks (Go Hogs!), NCAAFConverter has the weekend off and is therefore available to help G-Unit go beyond the 1-4 barrier (last week's 4-1 showing notwithstanding). So without further ado, here are Glennie B's Week 6 pix:

1.  Texas A&M v. Mississippi State (Vegas: State by 2)
NCAAFConverter : Bothered Bulldog.
The name of the game in the SEC West is Awesomeness Parity; division members can slug it out against each other and STILL lord it oer their lower-caste SEC East brethren, let alone the unwashed of the other so-called "power conferences". State is coming off an epic win in The Swamp, while the Aggies barely survived their Jerry World outing against the Hogs (due in no small part to the fact that The Converter exceeded manufacturer's specs by the end of the third quarter (never more than one Lime-A-Rita every quarter hour) and was unavailable in the final minutes). This time it's A&M turn to run wild; AGGIES for the win.

2.  Stanford v. Notre Dame (Vegas : The Cardinal by 2)
NCAAFConverter : Leprechaun staying power
I really don't care about either Stanford or Notre Dame so I'm relying solely on The Converter's picture of some "polar bear plunge" (was this the forerunner to the ice bucket challenge?), where a crazed leprechaun outlasts a probably very nice person in a Cardinal jacket - DOMERS for the win.

3.  Alabama v. Old Miss (Vegas : 'Bama by 7; bonus point in play)
NCAAFConverter : Roll Tide!
Now I am no Ole Miss fan, but I'm a Hugh Freeze admirer and I'm looking forward to the day that he leads the faithful once again to back-to-back Cotton Bowl victories. In fact, this might be one of those years. But 2014 won't see Johnny Reb victorious over a well-armed elephant. 'BAMA for the win,

4.  Oklahoma v. TCU (Vegas : Sooners by 5; bonus point in play)
NCAAFConverter : Frog's moment of truth
OK, TCU, your moment in the sun is here. TCU for the win. Gimme that bonus point, O Mayor of Poolsville.

5.  LSU v. Auburn (Vegas : Aubie by 7; bonus point in play)
NCAAFConverter : Tiger soup!
NCAAFConverter's drone cam spots one tiger eating grass. LSU for the win! Sorry, Aubie, but LSU's turn to disappoint was last week. Gimme that bonus point, O Mayor of Pollsville!

Back in the game!

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