Week 3, NCAAFConverter says...

Well, this is not the week for a Thursday night deadline; my day does not look good. Thankfully, after last week's outing, NCAAFConverter seems to be working well; the only muffed call was "lions over elephant" (what a disaster). I picked against the Converter on the UT-BYU game, should have gone with the machine and the Cougar Cattle Call. And on the Notre Dame game, Converter's "Leprechaun Crackhead Pot of Gold" was, well, pure gold.

Since time is short, I'm going to dial NCAAFConverter down to "images", let's see what comes up:

1.  LSU - Mississippi State
NCAAFConverter : Who doesn't love Nana . This adorable bulldog adopted a baby tiger at the Shirotori Zoo in Kagawa prefecture; the tiger cub was rejected by its mother. I for one am not surprised. The message here is loud and clear - State is just too kind and thoughtful to have that killer, win-at-all-costs attitude, and once again, Les Miles finds a way to win games in a way that perplexes and distresses the fan base. I'll take LSU, thank you very much.

For Les Miles:

Here's how to bring Texas A&M into the SEC while still keeping the total number of programs at 12 - Merge A&M with MSU, relocate the campus to Alexandria (http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2011/08/11/a-sound-business-model-for-texas-ams-move-to-the-sec/). How's that for a Conversion!

2. Auburn - Clemson

NCAAFConverter : [what else] catfight!

Who would have thought the Converter had a vast library of catfight images? Amazing. Only problem is, the Converter is having a great deal of difficulty distinguishing between the two Tiger programs. Both are Southern schools, not the respective state's flagship program, located in remote locations. What do to? I'm on my own again, and while Auburn's unlikely string of close game victories is surely about to end, Clemson's proven, consistent ability to underperform is stronger here, so I'll take AUBURN, thank you very much.

3.  Michigan State - Notre Dame

NCAAFConverter : a math sentence - 300 Spartans would be destroyed by 11 drunk Irishmen. . Can't argue with that. I'll take NOTRE DAME this week, thank you very much; your bonus point will go unused.

4.  Ohio State - Miami

NCAAFConverter : Buckeye prepares terminals for Hurricane Irene (http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/26/pipeline-operaions-buckeye-idUSL4E7JQ3I220110826; the Converter is sorry for the lack of an image). The Converter can scarcely believe that these two programs are playing each other, let alone to see them in the pool this week. What's the deal does the winner of this game get the UNC-USC winner? Better go with the Converter on this one, I'll take MIAMI, thank you very much.

5.  Oklahoma - Florida State
NCAAFConverter says : Better circle the wagons. The Converter consistently picks images of this guy   running down wagon trains of these guys . What a way to show that FSU is back; I'll take FSU, thank you very much.