Week 6 - NCAAFConverter says....

NCAAFConverter has been acting up today but I finally cleared the jam and retrieved the whole report(who loaded construction paper in the Converter anyhow? Must have been the kids). Here are my picks:

1. Oklahoma v. Texas (Texas worth four points)

NCAAFConverter : Don't call the ETrade baby mean, call him what he is - he's real, and he's calling it OKLAHOMA
..  Even though OU's marching band will be working overtime on a new verse to BOOMER SOONER that'll advocate for the addition of the Tulane University Green Wave to the Big 12, OU will have no problem with those pesky 'horns.

2. Miami v. Virginia Tech (Miami worth three points)

NCAAFConverter : Opportunist.
That's right, with the Hokies utterly distracted by constant whiny covert communications from the Big East to please come home, we miss you so much; with half the VT coaching staff and lawyers preoccupied by looking for copies of that old restraining order; the 'canes are sure not to miss this opportunity to pluck one out of the nest (the Hokie is a bird, or so says the internet). I'll take MIAMI and the bonus point, thank you very much.

3. Auburn v. Arkansas (Auburn worth four points)

NCAAFConverter : Tiger Razor.

It's a little hard to see what's meant by the Converter's output, but from what I can tell, this classsic product (no safety razor here!) is just like last week's instant classic Third Annual Southwest Classic (42-38 WPS!!!). And we know who won that one: ARKANSAS. So you can keep your bonus points, thank you very much.

4. Georgia v. Tennessee

NCAAFConverter : Volunteer Bulldog Rescue Society.
Now this is not a close one - who can call the kind volunteers running a Saturday afternoon bulldog rescue awareness event at Scranberry Scoop the alpha dogs? They are far too nice for that. Thererfore, I'll take UGA. But only for the game (he may not be housebroken yet).

5. Texas A&M v. Texas Tech (Tech worth three points)

NCAAFConverter : timeless beauty?
If this is the case, we sure know that TEXAS TECH will be your winner, since A&M's second half play of late has been anything but a thing of beauty; as we all know, ________________ [opponent name here] owns the second half in Texas A&M games these days. Even though the Texas Tech Board of Regents will be working throughout the game on a back-room deal to invite the Tulane University Green Wave to join the Big 12; the distraction will not affect play. I'll take the bonus point, thank you very much.